Posted 2 weeks ago

misscrayfish313:

magicaltypeyoswin:

kingcroacus:

fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok

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whAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

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savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

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jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum
Posted 2 weeks ago

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

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rosenrot5:

itsclintoncraig:

shakirugh:

when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowlimage

I don’t think you people understand how massive the Super Bowl is in this country

I don’t think you people understand how massive the World Cup is in the whole world

Posted 2 weeks ago

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill)

Posted 3 weeks ago

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
 image

and
 image

aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

Posted 3 weeks ago

radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

(Source: girlcodeonmtv)

Posted 3 weeks ago
  1. Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  2. Me: *turns up music*
  3. Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  4. Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  5. Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  6. Me:
  7. Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  8. Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  9. Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  10. Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  11. Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  12. Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  13. Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  14. Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  15. Entire train: *applauds*
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sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0